Funny things to put on a dating site

She broke off the engagement and he was stuck with having bought a home for them.” — Susan Winter, relationship expert and bestselling author of Allowing Magnificence "Whatever your current life circumstances are, just be honest about it.

Ultimately, the person you want to be with will be supportive.” — Clarissa Silva, behavioral scientist and author of the relationship blog, You’re Just A Dumbass “Eventually you’re going to meet and date this person, so don’t lie about yourself, your hobbies, or skills.

Jess Carbino “Paint snapshots of your life rather than listing adjectives and your likes.

Who are you and what is the essence of your life and hobbies that you want to convey?

No one wants to plan a date for a ‘surf lover,’ only to discover that person can’t swim.” — Antonia Hall, psychologist, relationship expert, and author of The Ultimate Guide to a Multi-Orgasmic Life “Keep your wording positive, confident, and succinct.

At best, you get about 10 seconds to wow your perspective sweetheart.

Lots of people think they’re single because they’re living alone, but the reality is they’re separated and have been for years with no divorce paperwork in the process. Save yourself some time, energy and money.” — April Masini, aka “Ask April,” New York–based relationship expert and author“My friend began a serious relationship with a man who stated he wanted a ‘calm’ woman.

She tried in earnest to amend herself for him, but what he really wanted was a seriously committed submissive.

Give your prospective dates a true idea of how you live your life.

Far too often, we enter dating without stating our true desires. Yes, it will open your profile to more interest — but not to the type of person you want to date.

Without your end-goal clearly stated, your prospective partners will have a greater opportunity to push their agenda. Our ‘why’s — i.e., ‘I want to date and have fun,’ ‘I’m looking for a committed relationship,’ or ‘Looking to marry and start a family’ — need to be in sync with those we date.

Tinder’s double opt-in makes the process of understanding whether another person is interested in you incredibly transparent and efficient.

Making the first move and initiating a conversation still may not be easy for some people because they may not be naturally confident engaging in conversations with new people.

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