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You're not going to get laid buying a cute stranger a drink—but if you buy them tater tots, that might work.The bar's crispy golden tots have a cult-like following, and they're served in large portions perfect for sharing with a hottie. It's the kind of place you go to if you want to meet someone and have a great conversation about an underground Chicago jazz band, or a great documentary you saw at Music Box; there's no air of desperate singledom.

), the music plays quietly enough that you can have a conversation, and it self-describes as a “neighborhood tavern." Still, one night the man went with a friend, and saw a woman clearly third-wheeling with a couple.

“Irish Oak has all the makings for a perfect hookup bar, if you didn’t know,” she reports, citing “Jameson that’s passed around after each touchdown,” the small (and therefore cozy) space, and “the '80s ballads and '90s pop blasting post-game.” After one visit, she took a guy home with her at 3 a.m.

What happened next was not The Irish Oak’s doing, exactly, but in case you’re curious: Before they got down to the business, the guy took a quick trip to the bathroom.

When his ex and her new boyfriend disappeared into a corner, he started talking to his ex’s sister, who after a few minutes, he said, “drags me to the washroom, and into an empty stall.” After “a few minutes of heavy kissing and groping, we start getting down to it… when her sister breaks down the door and starts screaming like a banshee.” This attracted the bar staff, who asked everyone involved to leave—but hopefully you’ll have better luck leaving on your own terms.

The Long Room “The Long Room’s not a place I tend to think of as a place to hook up,” said one man, age and neighborhood unstated.

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